Showing posts with label annoying. Show all posts
Showing posts with label annoying. Show all posts

2010/12/29

Nyanyi nyanyok!!!

oh my oh my!!! aq dah busan kat umah...cerita bermula camnih!!!!! semalam tepat kul 4.30 pgi aq bawu nak tdow selepas berasap lar kan!! cam bse lar....menyembur perfume terbaik yg aq beli dari LONDON....london lar sangat kn!!! hehehe...lepas tu aq pon tdow!!! cam bse lar!!! mak aq kejut kol 7 pgi!! keji tol bgun pagi mak kejut!! manje gitewww~~aawww!!! hahahaha.....bangun2 cam bse lar...menunaikan benda yang penting dlm idop!!! mak aq kate ape2 pon solat jgn tinggal!!!! hehehe kekadang lompong2 gak kan..bse lar...remaja!!!

n then....mak aq start membebel!!!! kipas x tutup lar....pc x tutup lar...pintu x kunci!!! OMG...seriusly aq terperanjat biler dpt tau pintu x tkunci!! cuak giler aq!!!! huhuhuhu....ntah lar..klo ekot nyer...aq rase aq dah kunci...aq stiil bengong sampai skunk!!! celah mne lak aq leh luper aq x kunci pintu!! atoyai....xper2...pengalaman mengajar kite erti kehidupan!!! hahaha...dah macam DC. FADHILAH KAMSAH lak.....tapi aq DC. AYAILAH SEMKAH!!! hahahah...kay2....sambung blik!!!! aq pon lepak2....ops...luper lak!! basuh pinggan and mangkuk kt dapur!!!!

yang best nyer kiteorang(aq and mak aq) gi breakfast kt kedai CIK MELAH.....giteww nme dyer!!! dah cam celah dah!! hahaha.....sedap woooo nasi lemak dyer!!! i mean real nsi lemak..not that 'nasi lemak'...hrp2 pembace sumer x pkir -ve ea....heheheh!!! tyme tengah mkn tu leh lak mak aq membebel kat aq!! aq cam bse lar...mendengar dengan teliti!!! hahaha.....dah abih mkn terus blik umah!!!!

sampai umah....mak aq dengan bangga dan gah nyer...menyuruh aq kemas umah!! sapu rumah...lap rumah!!! kemas baju!!!! basuh depan rumah!!! OMG!!!! aq dh ler tdow x cukup!! ADAKAH AQ MAMPU??? aq mampo lar!!! dengan happy nyer mak aq gerak ke sekolah!! ado kojor!!!!...hahahaha....aq pon memulakan dengan mengemas dlm umah lu!!! sapu2.....and then basuh kt luar rumah....aq ni dah jadik cm CINDERELLA la plak!!!! AYAILELA....hahahah comel giteww nme!!!!......

lepas siap jerk sumer kejer!!! aq teros meng-on pc dan connect trus internet!!! dan mule membuka fb!!! hehe..cm bse lar!! CITYVILE  tersayg kene settle kn dulu!!! dah siap..aq mule busan!! so aq play lar lagu kt hp aq nih sambil search lyrik kt google!!!! dah jumpe lirik!! pelagik....nyanyi lar aq!!! berkaroke kt umah~~lagi best!!! hahahah.... :)) korang mampo ker??? hahahha...tengah sedap2 melalak..tetibe jerk aq dengar de bunyik something yang very brittle jatuh!!! OMG....apakah itu??? tengok2....pinggan jatuh!!!! pastu aq pasan ade sekor kucing nih lari dengan laju nyer!!! peeehhhhh!! aq nek hangin!!!!

dengan pantas aq kejar kucing tu and tngkp!!! dengan kehebatan aq!!!! YEAH!!! dpt tgkp.....aq pe lagi....settlekn lar kucing tu!!!! ko nk tau x kucing tu buat per....dyer cakau muke aq!!!! urgh aq lagi marah!!! aq gi luar umah.,...aq campak kucing tu jauh3......btw jgn tiru gaya aq yg merbahaya ni!!!! hehehe.,...kesan cakar tu x de rase pon...so aq g la tgk cermin!!! wah..de drh!!! aq pe gi...basuh lar muker aq bgi hilang darah!!!! lepas beberapa saat....in a bout 5 second kot!!! tetibe aq rase pedih giler nak mati smpi pengsan and termuntah2 smbil bergolek2 di atas lantai......OMG!!!! benda pling pedih penah aq rase.....luke sikit tpi pedih nyer!! nak mati!!!!! hahahaha

aq pon dah nyanyok!!! leh lak luper cakau kucing sangat pedih!!! bertambah nyanyuk biler aq buat air campur ngn garam!!!!! abih masin air aq!! nsib bek mak aq xder!!!! bekas guler ngn garam nk kt sme jerk!!!! pressure aq camnih!!! nak blik shah alam cepat!!!!!! x nak sakit2 kene ngn kucing tu lagik!!! aq rase kucing tu mesti dendam ngn aq!!! abih lar nnti dyer msok mimpi aq!!!! damn it......xper2!!! siap ko kucing!!! aq jadik superman dlm mimpi aq klo ko masok!!! hahaha....kay lar!!! bye2....

2010/12/27

My 14 Minutes Survey

huh!!!!! dah post...tetibe dapat arahan nak kene post!! actually its not an order but something that compulsary!!! hahaha....
ok ini dyer~~~aq start timing ea.....1...2....3 click!!!


Instruction : Once you are tagged, answer all the questions honestly. No lying or cheating.

Person who tagged : my fren!!!! tika@span
Starting time : 12.06 a.m

Name : ayai
Full name : azrai zaiha bin mad zin
Sibling(s) : 7
Eye colour : coklat
Shoe size :7/8
Hair : brownish gold..but now darky....
Height : x ler tinggi sangat...ectually x egt...hahah
What are you wearing right now : baju ntv7~~~
Where do you live : dahulu kini dan selamanya...Melaka
Favourite number : 1,2 and 4...
Favourite drink : hehehe....air ehem!!! hahah
Favourite month : ofcourse april!!!
Favourite breakfast : anything as long as kenyang!!!


******-Have you ever-******
Broken a bone : xleh patah..setakat retak delar....
Been in a police car : konpem lar x..gile ko!!!
Fallen for a friend : 24 jam...
Fallen for a guy/girl in a short period of time : jgn cakap lar....huhu
Swam in the ocean : yeah2.....dah lame gak x gi swimming!!!
Fallen asleep in school : xterkira....
Broken someone's heart : hurm..maybe!!! opss....penah la...
Cried when someone died : yup2.....when my father passed away!!!
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : penah tpi not that bad!!!
Saved e-mails : totally deleted
Been cheated on : agak2 lar weyh..penah kot..


******-What-******
Your room looks like : bilik yang dah jadi stor....
What is right beside you : my mom yang tengah wt jadual skola...
What is the last thing you ate : satay...


******-Ever Had-******
Chicken pox : ade tpi sgt cikit...
Sore throat : ade lar kot...
Stitches : nop....hygenic..
Broken nose : stupid i am...x la...


******-Do You-******
Believe in love at first sight : tengok lar...
Like picnics? : yeah2.....


******-Who-******
Who did you last yell at? : hurm.....x egt lak aq!!
Who was the last person you danced with? : dance??? hahaha....xtau lar...
Who last made you smile? : my mom!! bawu jer tadi..


******-Final Questions-******
What are you listening to right now? : laksamana doremi...
What did you do today? : men cityville!!!
Are you the oldest? : nop...
Indoors or outdoors? : huh~~~~nta lar...

******-Today did you-******
Talk to someone you like? : not talk but texting...
Kiss anyone? : no..
Sing? : yes..kt dlm bilik sowg2...
Talk to an ex? : no.
Miss someone ? : ehem lar.....
Eat? : dah makan dah...

******-Last person who-******
You talked to on the phone? : ntah lar...blurred..
Made you cry? : family...
Went to the movies with? : nabil and yana!!! the social network...
You went to the mall with? : nabil....
Who cheered you up? : dalam cuti ni....kawan2 ku.....

******-Have you-******
Been to Mexico? : no.
Been to USA? : no.

xperlu kot tanye soklan nih!!! huh~~~

******-Random-******
Have a crush on someone? : yup2.....
What books are you reading right now? : not reading yet....
Best feeling in the world? : ntah lar...hahaha
Future kids name? : azril haiqal.....hehehe and azreena nabila...
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? : hurm...nop!! dah lame dah...
What's under your bed? : i have no bed.....
Favourite sport(s) : hockey..tennis and more~~
Favourite place : shah alam!!!
Who do you really hate? : the ones who make me hate it!!!
Do you have a job? : yes...study!!!
What time is it now? : 12.20 a.m

p/s : With however long it took you to complete this, post as "My _____ Minutes Survey" and tag 15 people

saper eak???? ungku, nina, aimi, azem, cuna, kerol wan, and len!!!
aq x egtlak saper yg follow aq..hahaha

giler nyer aq!!!!

huish2.......ghisau melanda kat hati!!!! paham2 jelar kan...dah nka masok belaja balik nih.....dengan result yang terok!!! aq kene la ubah gaye idop...eh silap!!! gaye study lar!!!! hahaha...gaye idop xnak lar ubah sangat!! just betol kn pe yang x elok!!!! i need to focus more on my study lar!!! everything getting worst since 2nd sem.....damn it!!!! sekarang ni banyak tol benda aq nak kene pikir!!! nak kene settle kn hal kolej!! settle kn hal jadual....settle kn hal study and settlekn hal tempat tinggal aq yang sebenar!!! aq kelam kabut tol lar skunk!!!


xtau lar nak gerak s.alam awal ke x....nak jumpe kp lar...nak wat jadual lar...nk jumpe en. azmi lak....atoyai!!! banyak sgt kejer nih!!! luper lak..nak kene cek gigi....nak bersih kan cikit...maklumat lar!! anak jantan!! malas cikit nak gosok gigi!! tpi aq tetap nak makesure gigi aq bersih!!!!! untuk mase depan yang cerah!! aq kene bergiat dengan lebyh bersungguh2..hahahha....giler skema ayat aq!! cam kimak jerk!!! alololo... :) 


xdapat lar ber-fb slalo sgt!!! kene timing elok2 lar kan!!! pade membe2 yang aq rindui!! x sabar nk jumpe korang!!! especially tika spanungkucuna and many more!!! sorry to others yg aq x sebut!! pengsan aq tulis bnyk2 nih!!!! hahaha....xsabar lar nk jumpe korang!! jumpe kjorang jer aq terus pelok cium gigit!!! hahaha mcam3 aq nak buat!!! amboi amboi amboi!!! ops...ter-azwan ali lak~~~hahaha ok2..sekali lagi!! amboi amboi amboi~~~hahaha...kan comey gitew!!!!


tulis punyer tulis tau2 dah panjang berjela!! ADOR AQ KESAH??? aq nak bgi reader bernanah bijik mate bace post aq!!! btwe aq xperlu nk risau sangt lar!!! x ramai pon view blog aq ni!!! gundik2 dah agak rmi lar...tpi viewer....alololo....seceput!!! tular kan...duit seceput makan sebekut muke berkedut...taik berlumut!!! hahaha.....


suka suki tol aq menulis nih!!! for enjoy kan!!! pelagi nak....xkn nak kene damn 24 jam!!! skali skala kite enjoy cikit!!! klo aq bukn skali sekala...berkala kala aq enjoy!! dari pagi smpi petang!! ops....silap lar..dri tengahari smpai pgi2 bute....hehehe...pagi x bangun der!! mengamuk mak aq!! huru hara dunia pagi aq kt umah!!! nsi bbek dok kolej!! hahaha....tpi jgn rsau!! wktu cuti jer bgun lmbt!! klo bukn cuti awl tau~~~


semangat study kate nyer!!! wakakakaka~~~dah lar...penat menaip!!!! aq pon xtau pe aq taip!! busan la kot!!! hahaha kene gak menaip kan!!!! udah lar!!! malas nak melalut!!! kay lar kawan2....bye2~~~

2010/10/31

McDumper

Mcd!!!!!!


tempat dimana mengeluarkan makanan yang pling sedap!!!
sedap ker?? hahahahha......!!!!
tiap kali pegi Mcd!!!! mesti ade orang....
i mean orang yang dikenali.........
busan lar.....pressure giler eak!!!!
bukn pressure sbnr nyer...mls nk menghadap dyowg...
tiap kali aq dtg..msti jmpe org yg same jerk!!! huh!!!
tetibe geram lak kan....mowtip sangat!!!


pada 31 OCT 2010.....1.00 a.m.
aq pegi ke McD and aq terjumpa Mr and Mrs KEROL....
hahahaha....org yg tau mesti akan komen!!!
hahahaha...love love love...
semngat tol Mrs KEROL stdy eak....
Mr KEROL lak sebok men game kt hp!!!!


aq lak sebok meneman Mrs UNGKU study....
study PHENOTICS yng pelik2....
tapi best gak kan...hehehehehe :))
sbb cam special giler blaja....bcuz....
kuar bunyik pelik2....sangat2 pelik kay...
hehehehe :))


tatkala ini.....Mr UNGKU sebok mendengar lagu kt hp Mrs UNGKU..
while membe dyer E-PAY bawu sampai....
bek pulak Mr UNGKU nk blnje kan....
bse lar too kan....kwn bek lar....
:))


tepat je pukul 1.30 a.m.
Mr and Mrs KEROL sudah bersiap sedia....
sedia utk beradu brsama2 di kamar...
hehehhehe :)) sweet sangat kn.... :))


dah ler....xder kejer nk tulis pnjg!!
just nk ckp kt McD ni rmi org dikenali..
thts all~~~~~ :))
bye sumer!!!!!           



2010/10/22

hey~~~

hahaha......
dah lame tol aq x update blog nih..
bse r..
bz dengan kejer yang x berpaedah kan...
hahahha...


ntah lar...actullay aq dah cam busan cikit nak tulis blog..
mungkin out of idea kot...
sort of xtau nak order aper utk makan....
(de kaitan ker?) ntah lar....


hahahhaa,.....
btw x sgke lak membe aq bising biler aq dah x update blog...
ala....blog aq bukn best sangat pon...
maybe de topic2 yang menarik kot...
aq pon still learning in making blog...
bse lar tu kan....


di sebabkn de org request aq utk update blog...so aq update la!!
hahahha mowtip tol ayat aq....


nak lar citer cikit....
cite ni about kenalan kat ym...




for the first tyme....aq mntk ym dyer...
n then kiteorang pon start lar chatting each other..
n the continue with webcam....
ok lar layan lar....


smpai satu mse tu aq horny giler...
n then aq pon buat lae xxxcam....
dyer lak nk tgk aq nyer xxxcam....
disebbkn horny...
xpikir org lar....
aq pon approve jer request dyer....
okay...story ni dh abih...


next chat lak....
dyer nk webcam sme2...
aq pon layan lar...
i thoght that that person are going to xxxcam with me...
unfortunatly...
that person say tht....i kat tmpt stdy lar....
ramai orng..xleh nk bukk...
u lar bukk....
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
aq panas ati tol...
ko jgn nak buat hal okay....
b4 dis aq yang bukk...
y not thi tyme ko yg bukk..
ko egt aq ni ape...
sextool ker???
wht the fairy lar ko nih!!!
cermin diri lar....


kalau cantik x per....
ni hodoh macam tar jln rayer...
aq rase tar jalan rayer lagi lawa..
btw muke ko tu cam senduk tau x???
heeshh!!! geram sial...
aq memg panas ati tol....


pada saat itu...hahahaha
aq pon mule kn pergadohan...
memg gadoh tol....(dlm chatting)
dyer sangat ignorant kay...
dengan BI terabur...
harap stdy tnggi..
tpi english bersepah....(aq better dari dia)


sangat annoying lar...
pastu aq pon ckp for the last word from me....
"pull out ur dick out my fren list kay u biarch!!!!"
hahahaha....
x sgke aq cakap benda camnih....
ni sumer pengaruh GLEE club...


best giler moment tuh..
aq rase cam happy giler....
harap korang paha pe yg aq rase...
its not easy to say something tht we didnt....
hahahaha....


what the freak right??
dh lar..penat lak nak menaip...
btw aq suke tgk GLEE....
best giler kot.....they sing they dance they kissing....
n more!!!
i love it so much!!!
hehehehe...


kay lar.....malas nk tulis panjang2....t borink lak korang nk bace....
bye2~~~~~
i love it som much bout this song!!!
ni lirik dyer....


Me Against The Music"
(feat. Madonna)

All my people in the crowd
Grab a partner take it down!
[B:] It's me against the music[M:] Uh uh[B:] It's just me[M:] And me[B:] Yeah[M:] C'mon[M:] Hey Britney?[B:] Are you ready?[M:] Uh uh, are you?
[B&M:] No one cares[B:] It's whippin'my hair, it's pullin' my waist[B&M:] To hell with stares[B:] The sweat is drippin' all over my face[B&M:] No one's there[B:] I'm the only one dancin' up in this place[B&M:] Tonight I'm here[B:] Feel the beat of the drum, gotta keep it that bass
[B:] I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the music[B:] It's like a competition, me against the beat[B:] I wanna get in the zone, I wanna get in the zone[B:] If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm[B:] Tryin' to hit it chic-a-tah[B:] In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey
[CHORUS]
[B&M:] All my people on the floor[B:] Let me see you dance[M:] Let me see ya[B&M:] All my people wantin' more[B:] Let me see you dance[M:] I wanna see ya[B&M:] All my people round and round[B:] Let me see you dance[M:] Let me see ya[B&M:] All my people in the crowd[B:] Let me see you dance[M:] I wanna see ya[B&M:] So how would you like a friendly competition[B&M:] Let's take on the song[B&M:] It's you and me baby, we're the music[B&M:] Time to party all night long
[B&M:] We're almost there[B:] I'm feelin' it bad and I can't explain[B&M:] My soul is bare[B:] My hips are movin' at a rapid pace[B&M:] Baby feel it burn[B:] From the tip of my toes, runnin' through my veins[B&M:] And now it's your turn[B:] Let me see what you got, don't hesitate
[B:] I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the music[B:] It's like a competition, me against the beat[B:] I wanna get in the zone, I wanna get in the zone[B:] If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm[B:] Tryin' to hit it chic-a-tah[B:] In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey
[CHORUS - as before]
[B&M:] Get on the floor, baby lose control[B&M:] Just work your body and let it go[B&M:] If you wanna party, just grab somebody[M:] Hey Britney[B&M:] We can dance all night long
[M:] Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control[M:] Come over here I got somethin' to show ya[M:] Sexy lady, I'd rather see you bare your soul[M:] If you think you're so hot, better show me what you got[M:] All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance[M:] C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it down
[B&M:] Get on the floor, baby lose control[B&M:] Just work your body and let it go[B&M:] If you wanna party, just grab somebody[M:] Hey Britney[B&M:] We can dance all night long
[CHORUS - as before]
[M:] All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance[M:] C'mon Britney take it down, make the music dance[M:] All my people round and round, party all night long[M:] C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it down

2010/08/23

hehehe....menggila!!!!

jom layan video giler aq wif membe!!
tika~~~~
hahahahaha....


huhuhu~~~
like kn~~